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Richa
Writes : Funny SMS Corner
A: You are Active.
B: You are the Best.
C: You are Cute.
D: You are Dashing.
E: You are Excellent.
F: You are Fast.
G: You are Great.
H: ...hatt yaar! 'Z' tak kaun jhooth bole!
A COOL LOVE STORY:
There was a girl Rexona and a boy Cinthol.
Rexona's parents were Himani and Margo.
Cinthol's parents were Wheel and Nirma.
Rexona was very excited to make Cinthol his "Life Boy".
There marriage was held in the Fair & Lovely garden..opposite to Santoor theatre in Medimix city.
They invited Lux, Dove,Savlon,Tide, FA, JO and others.
They got married and lived in their dreamland-Pears.
After one year they got twins..
Jhonson & Jhonson.
Dad to son:
When I beat you, how do you control your anger?
Son:
I start cleaning toilet.
Dad:
How does that help?
Son:
I clean with your toothbrush!
Premika-Aisa khat likh sajna, meri umar
beet jaye padhne me.
Premi:
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Padhle...
Baithe the tere khayalon mein
Kore kagaz pe likh diya tera nam
Tasweer bhi utar dali aur likh diya ye paigam
Jinda pakarnewale ko-
5000/ Inam.
Biscuitwala's Love Letter:
Dear Marie,
Today is GoodDay.
You have Krack-Jacked my
Little Heart.
Now I am in 50-50 position.
Please don't play Hide and Seek.
-Tumhara-
Tiger
Two Sardars at an ATM-
Santa: Ha Ha. I saw your password.
It is ****
Banta: No stupid. It is 1252
Some times my mind asks why I like you!
Why I want to see you!
Why I remember you!
Why you make me laugh..!
Then my heart answers-
it is simply because...
I
Love
Cartoons!!
Qayamat ke din jab fariste ne kaha-
"Apne apne gunah paper par likho.",sabne apne
gunah likhe.
Achanak aapki aawaz aai.....
Extra sheet please....!
Dear subscriber,
You are not using your SMS service properly.
Your number will be deactivated.
To avoid this urgently, send a cute SMS to me!
Apne chehre pe itna guman na kar
Ye do din ki masti hai
Tera chehra bhi tab tak hai
Jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai
If people say-you are crazy,
be patient..
you are a monkey,
be relaxed..
you are stupid,
be cool...
But if they say-you are the best,
Thappad lagana usko..
Mazak ki bhi had hoti hai..!
Dharmendra got a new Hutch connection but never got network.
Why ?
Because the Hutch dog still remembers his dialogue-
Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga...
You are 65% intelligent.
80% smart.
85% sweet.
90% handsome.
100% cute.
Total: 65+80+85+90+100=420 !!
Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 15 Years.
Cat: 15? But you look so big!!
Elephant: I am a Complan Boy.
Cat: I am 30.
Elephant:30? But you look so small..!
Cat: I am a Santoor Girl..!!
What is true bravery?
.
.
.
.
To arrive home...
fully drunk...
Late night out...
And mom waiting with a jhadu...
And you ask:
Hey mom! Abhi tak safai kar rahi ho...?
If you are stressed, you will get PIMPLES.
If you cry you get WRINKLES.
So why don't you smile and get DIMPLES ?
Keep smiling!
Teacher: Bachcho, kabhi sharab nahi peena,kabhi non-veg nahi khana,kabhi ladki ko na chhedna,apne desh ke liye jaan de dena!!
Bachche:De denge, sala aisa jeene se to marna achchha hai!
Welcome to www.love.com
Type password:
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processing... .... ....
Sorry
aapki
pyar
karne
ki
umr
nikal
chuki
hai.
Try
www.satsang.com
Sharab bani to maikhane bane..
Aur chand se ye tarane bane..
Kuchh to khas baat hai aapme
Yu hi to nahi pagalkhane bane!!
Mulahiza farmaiye:
Itni aasani se nahi paya tha aapko..
Jamane se ladkar apnaya tha aapko..
Aapko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne..
National Zoo se mangaya tha aapko!
Arz hai:
Aap hamare dil me baste ho..
Aap hamare dil me baste ho..
Theek hai..dil me baste ho..
Thoda side me ho jaao..
Sans wali nali me kyun faste ho?
I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest and most
beautiful person on the earth....
Then I thought sucide is a crime
under section 309 IPC.
Colgate se dant safed karna,
Pepsodent se mazboot karna..
Babool se fresh karna...
Agar fir bhi safed nahi ho to...
Bindaas...
HARPIC use karna!!
Equaion of Life
Life+Love=Happy-(i)
Life-Love=Sad -(ii)
Adding above two equations:
+Love and -Love cancel
=>2Life=Happy+Sad
Happy+Sad
=>Life =---------------
2
Don't open this message till tomorrow..
Rukja
Rukja..
?Rukja..
Oye Rukja..
Rukja Oye...
Rukja
Mainu pata si tune nahi rukna
Ab message kal bhejunga..!!
Santa: Marte hue aadmi ke muh me kya dalna chahiye?
Banta:Birla Plus Cement!
Santa: Kyon?
Banta:Kyonki is cement me jan hai.
Aapki shaan me arz hai:
"Bas nazar bhar dekh liya hota
Agar tamanna thi darane ki
Ham yu hi behosh ho jate jalim
Kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki
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